"Mr. Zuckerberg, I’m in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network and I can assure you of its sophistication. In fact, it was that very level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours."

"Four hours?"

"Yes, sir."

"That would be impressive, except if you had known what you were looking for you would have seen it on my dorm room window."

when ur crush tells u their crush but it's not you

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try to watch this without smiling, i dare you.

Guys, there is much more to me than just be British


things i want:

  • to punch myself in the FUCKING FACE
  • some mac n cheese


things i’m looking for in a guy:

  • tall
  • dark messy hair
  • is very nice and sweet
  • likes dogs
  • likes to bake
  • is played by lee pace
  • can bring dead things back to life with a touch
  • is ned the pie maker. i’m looking for ned the pie maker